roachpatrol:

trusttohaveatruce:

joyfulldreams:

#HE’S HOLDING A FUCKING CALM#hold kara i gotta tAKE THIS FUCKING CLAM IT’S IMPORTANT#I GOTTA TALK FISH POLITICS#MASTER OF THE SEAS WHO CAN COMMUNICATE WITH FISH BUT THE MOTHERFUCKER#USES A CALM #FOR #A #PHONE#i’m done fuck ya’ll fuck you and everyone else dc#i’m fucking done with this bullshit bye

I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS OH MY GOD. ALL OF IT. EVERYTHING. fJSDIOfjdsiOJF

#DID… DID NO ONE GET THAT IT’S A SHELL PHONE#AQUAMAN HAS A SHELLPHONE

all of a sudden i need to read more aquaman

Shellphone!

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thatisnotaparrot:

…. party wolf?

Equalize

The sky on the way home from my son’s school was awesome.

python sweetness: How to lose $172,222 a second for 45 minutes

pythonsweetness:

This is probably the most painful bug report I’ve ever read, describing in glorious technicolor the steps leading to Knight Capital’s $465m trading loss due to a software bug that struck late last year, effectively bankrupting the company.

The tale has all the hallmarks of technical debt in a…

python sweetness: How to lose $172,222 a second for 45 minutes