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20:15 <yubimusubi> My mom said I have to get a job :(
20:15 <yubimusubi> cause she won't pay for it...oh well
20:15 <yubimusubi> Let's see...wonder if there are any local bounties on anyone?
20:16 <yubimusubi> Shoot to kill...that's the way to do it!
20:16 <+dylan> yubimusubi: I have some!
20:16 <+winix> And I have the gun you can use!
20:16 <+winix> (after filing the serial number, of course...)
20:17 <+dylan> yubimusubi: How much to just annoy someone, not kill them?
20:17 <+winix> eer.. I should say, filing the serial number *off*
20:17 <yubimusubi> Oh of course...and there's a website on how to mask fingerprints
20:18 <yubimusubi> dylan: Ah, that'll cost ya extra...killing's a lot simpler; more straightforward 
:)
20:18 <+dylan> yubimusubi: I mean, just, say, driving somewhere and pooping in someone's yard, or 
something like that.
20:19 <yubimusubi> brb
20:19 <+dylan> wait, I didn't give you the address!
20:19 <+winix> ... is yubimusubi going to poop in someone's yard now?

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