What kind of disease are you? dylanwh: | ||
dylanwh is caused by monkeys. | An infection of dylanwh will cause giant robots to attack your house. dylanwh can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator. | |
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Helephant disease sounds funnier:
What kind of disease are you? helephant: | ||
helephant is caused by sponges. | helephant disease causes excessive cross-sex cosplaying. To cure helephant infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week. | |
It seems like the cure might be worse than the disease.

